Monday, August 19, 2013
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Egypt has pretty much gone to hell, due in no small part to the fact that there is absolutely no intelligible foreign policy position from Barack Obama. Which is why, according to noted Rino John McCain, that the United States has no credibility in the Middle East.
That's right, one of the most vital areas in the world - and Barry has pissed away our credibility and Superpower status because, well, because he's an ineffectual radical-Islam-loving buttplug.
Note that we were really hoping to find some other way of phrasing that, but decided to go with accuracy rather than journalistic euphemisms.
The Middle East is about to explode, not just because Obama and ketchup-heir John Kerry are horrible at foreign policy, but because that's exactly what Barry wants. Our supply of oil (notably NOT supplemented by fracking or the Keystone pipeline) is about to go to hell, because that too is exactly what Barry wants.
To be completely honest, as is our long-established journalistic policy when drinking, Barack Hussein Obama is the political equivalent of a suicide bomber who is using presidential policy instead of an explosive vest to do as much damage to our country as possible.
We'd say more, but we've just spent 20 minutes trying to think of anything OTHER than a Tourette's-like, expletive-filled diatribe to finish this commentary... and frankly, nothing short of that truly measures up to the challenge.
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Here's how the conversation went:
Shop owner - "I see you're back again. Are you going to buy something this time or are you just curious?"
Barry - "Well, let's just say I'm 'buy-curious'..."
It went downhill from there.
"he's an ineffectual radical-Islam-loving buttplug."
No, I think that's a fairly measured description. Now, if you had called him "Chicago Mohammed"...
What Grafton said....the truth hurts.
Stilt, your first link is broken. Hope all is improving on the home front. I always enjoy your insightful observations on the events of the day.
But Stilton... what do you REALLY think?
Personally, I think lamont is a flacid terminal sphincter, and the REASON for a butt-plug, however he actually IS effectual at "having conjugal visits" with our Constitution. Where are the members of congress and the Soopreme Court who will STOP this rape of our country? C'mon, guys, every one of you poseurs took an OATH to uphold the Constitution, NOT SOME MARXIST IDEOLOGY, so get on the stick and stop the "bastard-in-chief" from turning us into Zimboobwe!
What? Of COURSE Pretty Pony Princess Obama has a Foriegn Policy.
You see, it is WE who have failed HIM.
PPP Obama's modus operandi is to make a statement -- it then becomes the responsibility of the world to warp and twist to accomodate him.
Isn't that what he did for Health Care? He delegated to Pederast Reid and Undead Pelosi, and they did all the work of drafting the ACA.
It's why he threw his temper tantrum; not over the deaths in Sandy Hook or Benghazi, but because his underlings failed to give him Gun Control.
You remember, his initial election caused the planet to begin to heal, and for the oceans to recede.
Pretty Pony Princess Obama doesn't need to DO anything. Making grandiose speeches is all he needs to do, even when they contradict his OTHER speeches (it's how he can now talk about affordable college when he was allegedly going to spend every waking moment on the economy, for one).
TL:DR? Presidentin' is HARD. And Tin Despots with delusions of grandeur ain't got no time for that!
Question, So which is it?
Barry is a boob who cant be trusted with government, or Barry is an evil mastermind?
I know, it changes, but what is it this week, I want to make sure I have my talking points in order.
@JustAskingQuestions,
Yes! You nailed it. He is a boob evil mastermind who can't be trusted with government. He is also a post turtle.
All kidding aside, Barry is not a mastermind; that would be George Soros. That being said, the evil part still remains. Why would someone publicly swear twice to uphold The Constitution, then repeatly trample on it, or just completely ignore the bits he doesn't like? And the boob part? Who else but a boob would expend so much energy trying to distract others from their mistakes? Most non-boobs own up to their mistakes and ask forgiveness and try to do better. This boob will never admit to a mistake.... ever.
GREAT post Stilton! Keep 'em comin'! And we hope all is well on the homefront.
@JAQ, obviously he is an evil boob who cannot be trusted to mastermind; or mind in any lesser capacity, Government. S'obvious to most rational creatures, in'nt?
To all, Hail fellows and ladies I hope all have been well, host et ux/al the most.
I think we are standing in the presence of a man, who having watched the Carter debacle in Iran wishes to emulate what he saw as a successful Foreign! Policy! Action!
To elevate a fundamentalist theological cult to the status of Government Leader and reduce the power of the USA in that area and World. What he had done in Egypt with Mubarak is so achingly similar to what I lived thru in the Carter years.
The Wan even has his very own helicoper accident although I do not believe that the Seal team killed wasn't due to the stupidity/cupidity/evilmindedness of this administration.
When is it time to water the Tree?
I'm so glad you're still able to post Stilton. The world would be a sadder place without your wit and wisdom to help us get through the week. :) And I agree 100% with what you've said and my fellow Patriots above. Our country is suffering and dieing by degrees. I'm so tired of being frightened.
It grieves me to know it's past time for some "tree watering". I want so badly to organize a march towards the New Mecca and have buttplug forcibly replaced. I guess time will tell if there's enough men in our country to grow a pair and will take the bull by the horns.
Well, anyone with more than one functioning brain cell knew this whole "Arab Spring" thingy was NOT going to end well. The "Choom gang" in DC thought the Islamists were functioning in the spring of 2011 and "pining" for democracy and are now "surprised" that those folks were "pining" for the spring of,say, 1453 when Constantinople(last bastion of the Eastern Roman Empire) fell to Saladin ushering in Muslim hegemony of a good chunk of the world.
@No Gouda: I think you meant Mehmed II. Saladin was around three centuries earlier (the 3rd Crusade). But the point of your post still stands.
Once again, policy makers in Washington have shown themselves to be totally inept when it comes to dealing with foreign policy issues in the Middle East. Will they ever understand that basic tenants of Islam--held by at least a large percentage of the Muslim population to be truth--call for the aggressive expansion of sharia law using any means possible? Will they ever understand that the issue isn't whether America is humble enough or cuddly enough but that America and Western society itself are antithetical to sharia? Doubtful, and yet when we actually had the chance to potentially do some good (Syria) we just sat on our hands and watched the blood flow. Now Al Qaeda has stepped into the void, and once again there is no way this situation plays out that helps American interests in the Middle East. It really is uncanny.
Actually @Stilton, it's no longer America's supply of oil that is in danger, but Europe's & China's. Thanks to fracking and other technologies, most of our energy is now procured domestically, and from the southern Americas. Basically, the only real purpose of securing the gulf region for oil transport is to keep the global price for oil stable. If all hell were to break out, what we all pay would definitely go up, but we've got plenty of other sources for energy.
The dirty not-so-little secret is that as much as Europeans like to bad-mouth America's big-stick military, deep down inside most of the elites know that they know they'd be screwed without us there. Their supposed hatred of our presence in the gulf region is little more than PC lip service.
Personally, as long as they maintain their snooty attitudes towards our service there in their interest, I think we should be sending Europeans a bill for what it costs us to keep all those ships and planes protecting (and subsidizing) their interests. That might just shut them up.
Do recall that after WWII, the only reason that Europe was able to afford to become a socialist workers paradise is because we relived them of the expense of having to defend themselves during the Cold War. Today, they can't even deploy what few troops they still have without catching a ride on US military assets.
This is all just another example of how socialism turns entire societies into dependent, spoiled children.
Wimps.
gothmog: Thanks for the correction. Late night posts are not always best for showing knowledge.
I'm beginning to think our attitude to radical muslims should be a synthesis of Marine General James Mattis and Vlad Tepes. I believe they would begin to get the "message".
"...there is absolutely no intelligible foreign policy position from Barack Obama."
IMO he does have a foreign policy position, albeit one that most of us have a very difficult time accepting.
...the U.S. has a president who apparently believes ... the Muslim Brotherhood's most famous political slogan, “Islam is the solution.”
On June 4, 2009, Obama gave his famous speech to the Islamic world, from Cairo ... The concept of addressing the world’s 1.6 billion Muslims this way, defining them as members of the Islamic community rather than citizens of their respective countries, is itself a Muslim supremacist idea.
Tellingly, he invited the leaders of the banned Muslim Brotherhood to attend, where they sat in the front row. This effectively excluded his official host and America’s friend, President Hosni Mubarak, who pleaded ill health.
It also seemed to tell the Muslim Brotherhood, an anti-Western, anti-Christian, anti-Semitic, anti-female and anti-gay group that spawned the ideology that created Al Qaeda, “You are the future.”
Source
King Hussein is no boob nor an idiot. He knows exactly what he is doing. From the take-over of the financial industry, Dodd-Frank, the student loan business, to the take-over of the health care industry. Which will force shortages of competant doctors and other personel to a necessary sky-rocketing of costs.
The destruction of the energy producing industry, his stated intent to put the coal industry out of business, no Keystone Pipeline. He has come right out and said that his policies would force energy costs to "sky-rocket". Wasting untold billions on "green energy" boondoggles. Not to forget the take-over of the auto industry and then handed it over to the unions, the very entity whose greed and selfishness caused its downfall to begin with!
He wants to legalize 80 million illegals by executive fiat. I don't care what anybody says, there ain't just 11 million here. I've heard the 11 million figure now for the last friggin' 20 years, Anybody that says it's "only" 11 million hasn't been in public for a long time.
Drone strikes, NSA spying on Americans for political purposes, the IRS, HHS, FBI and ATF harassing Conservative groups for political purposes. Only enforcing laws he thinks should be enforced, not what the Constitution calls for.
And certain people in the administration had to go around Valerie Jarret to finally get OBL.
Constant vacations, parties, fund raisers with the 1%, then denouncing the 1% in stump speeches that are filled with complete and utter lies, attacking the character of political opponents and groups, like he has any room for that. Bowing to other heads of state, apologizing for America? Is he out of his fucking mind?
He made His Holiness the Dali Lama exit out the back door of the White House with the trash so he wouldn't upset the precious Chinese.
His father and mother were both admitted communists, his (white) grandparents were card-carrying communists, his mentor Frank Marshall Davis was head of the communist party in Hawaii, he admits in his books that in school he sought out the most radical leftist friends and teachers.
He has done everything BUT stand at a podium in front of cameras and shouted "I AM A COMMUNIST"!
I leave many more cards on the table as I tire of typing this rant. But I'll just say, no, King Hussein is no idiot, he knows EXACTLY what he is doing. His goal is to destroy this country and he is going about it purposefully and methodically, just like Valerie Jarret, George Soros et al desire.
One more thing I must add, any statist who may be reading this and doesn't believe this to be true, one who thinks King Hussein is good for America, let me be the first to tell you that Lenin called you people "Useful Idiots"
Because if communism truly conquers this once great country, you will find yourself one day standing at the edge of a mass grave waiting for a bullet to the back of your head and you will still be thinking "This has to be a mistake"
@WMD,
That is one of the best rants I have ever read. It should have depressed me, but for some reason, it just made me more determined to DO something, anything, to get these people out of power.
Folks, we're the frogs; we're in the pot of water and the burner is on. If we work together, we can tip this thing over and put the fire out.
Thanks Colby, and that stuff was just off the top of my head.
Feel like I woke up in "backwards world" this morning: On the front page of today's Wall Street Journal:
Allies Thwart America in Egypt
Israel, Saudis and U.A.E. Support Military Moves
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323423804579023213295900596.html
It seems that the Obama Administration's "appease the Egyptian Muslims" policy not only is contrary to practically every other power in the region, it's actually serving to align the Israeli's with the Arabs!
"A senior Israeli official called the anti-Muslim Brotherhood nations "the axis of reason."
How's that for an "international reset"? The Obama Administration has so alienated Israel that they're now coordinating with an Arab "axis of reason".
Remember 2004 and John Kerry's "global test"? I think he's failed it.
Amazing.
@Readers- As always, fine comments from everyone. Sorry I haven't been able to play along, but things are difficult here. There will be a new cartoon on Wednesday, but it's more of a primal scream than anything else.
Hopefully, I'll find some time to meet you here in the comments section. If possible, I'll bring enough pretzels and cold beer to share!
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