IT'S OFFICIAL - THE GOP HAS WON CONTROL OF THE SENATE!
Hope n' Change congratulates the GOP on their election victory, and looks forward to seeing what will happen in the coming months when the Senate actually starts considering (and voting on) legislation for the first time in years instead of existing only as Harry Reid's inanimate human shield to protect Barack Obama's political ass.
But just why did the Democrats lose? We think a significant part of the answer can be found in the two cartoons below, which we posted on social media on Election Day 2014.
Among the worst offenders, Michelle Obama said in a televised interview that black Americans should vote a straight Democratic ticket because...uh...because they're black! Yeah! Don't actually think about what the candidates have said or done, good or bad - just go vote Democratic and then reward yourself with some good fried chicken!
Sweet mother of pearl! Why didn't she throw in watermelon, tap-dancing, and a medley of Stephen Foster songs about the joys of picking cotton now that her husband is "Massa?!"
The monitors were also tasked with making sure that every polling place had taken sufficient steps to assure that people who can't speak a single freaking syllable of English would be able to vote easily and, perhaps, often.
But clearly, Americans have tired of the Left's divisive rhetoric of racism and hatred, especially in a time of multiple crises both domestic and foreign. Crises which have been exacerbated - and not infrequently created - by years of Democrat malfeasance.
Yesterday's election is not going to solve all of America's problems. But it was a big win, giving our nation more cause for real hope and change than we've seen in a very long time.