Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Swimming Mosque

To prove to the American people that the it's now safe to go swimming in the Gulf of Mexico, Barack Hussein Obama put on his Speedo and bravely jumped into Saint Andrew Bay, which technically isn't part of the Gulf of Mexico but, in the words of the Whitehouse photographers, is "close enough for government work."

The president and his family also courageously proved that it's perfectly safe to eat seafood from the Gulf, by going to a restaurant and looking over a menu of shrimp, crab, clams, and oysters before settling on chicken fingers and burgers, no doubt made from the flocks of chickens and herds of cows who are again frolicking in the Gulf of Mexico. Or maybe they were caught in Saint Andrew Bay - it's very hard to tell them apart.

Still, Barack Hussein Obama's actions speak louder than words...especially since with the Ground Zero mosque controversy, the "let me be clear" president has made it abundantly clear that his words mean nothing.

The alleged president swims somewhere sort of near the Gulf of Mexico.


Buzz Bannister said...

Waiter, what's this (P)resident doing in my soup?

Suzy said...

Eat Mor Chikin

alan markus said...

Love the way the cow was photoshopped into the picture - only thing missing is a cowbell around it's neck, as in "More Cowbell".

Speaking of which, today I was motivated to look up the origin of that graphic of Obama holding a cowbell and this is what I found:
More Cowbell

"Personal appeals by the President are the "cowbell."

Philip said...

8/17/10 : Obama, the one-term president

6/2/10 : The Coming Resignation of Barack Obama

November 11, 2008 : Why Obama Looks Like a One Termer

Philip said...

American Spectator : Our One-Term President

alan markus said...

More "cow bell":
LA Fuming Over Obama Traffic, Demands Investigation

"Obama was only in L.A. for a few hours, but his presence caused numerous streets to be blocked off.

Residents reported that commutes and errands that typically took minutes turned into hours-long ordeals. One particular complaint was that streets remained blocked for hours -- even when Obama was inside TV producer John Wells' Hancock Park home at a fund-raiser."

Feel the burn here:

"Another man trying to walk west on 6th Street to his office shouted at the officers blocking his way and told them he wished he had voted for Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), Obama's opponent in the 2008 presidential race."

Bobo said...

Only thing missing is a Great White Shark!

Emmentaler Limburger said...

Damn! Had me going, Stilton! I thought the cow and chicken in the water with 0bama and his spawn was allegorical. You know - symbolic of all his cows and chickens coming (or, in this case, swimming...) home. Ah, you let me down.

(Actually, you didn't. I read about "The Great Presidential Swim Of 2010" and wondered how you would ultimately treat it. Well done!)

Colby Muenster said...

You know, there is something very creepy about seeing a chicken in the water..... and the rooster sort of creeps me out, too.

Great artwork and comments, Stilton!

Angry Hoosier Dad said...

Are there any photos of the team of chemists who tested samples of the gulf water before Obama dipped his delicate pinky toe in there?

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

Colby- I was so going to go for the chicken "and a rooster" gag after reading Emmentaler's comment, but you beat me to it!

Anonymous said...

Oh, now I get it. Funny, Colby.