Friday, September 16, 2016

Irritable Powell Syndrome

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Hillary Clinton hit the campaign trail again Thursday, albeit this time not face first. Although she is having to face a frankly hilarious series of scorchingly candid emails which were hacked from the account of former Secretary of State Colin Powell (does anyone in Washington understand that they shouldn't use their dog's name as a password?!).

In the emails, which Powell has admitted are authentic, he says "everything (Hillary) touches she kind of screws up with hubris" and that he would "rather not vote for her" because she is "greedy, not transformational." Ouch!

He also referred to Clinton's team as "Hillary's Mafia," and was angry that they tried to pin blame on him for her email scandal.

But by far our favorite quote from Powell was his assessment of Bill Clinton as a man who spends his time "still dicking bimbos at home."

And mind you, Powell considers himself a friend of the Clintons! Although that may change when he's being dragged to Vince Foster's final resting place with a typewritten suicide note in his pocket.

Hope n' Change has every reason to believe that Powell's assessments are accurate and probably err on the side of being generously kind: Hillary screws up everything she touches with her naked ambition and disregard for law, is insatiably greedy, runs a Mafia-like organization, and her husband is still the vile, woman-abusing lecher that he's always been - no doubt "powering through" a host of STDs to continue bumping uglies with women who are decades younger.

Happily, albeit frighteningly, Donald Trump's poll numbers continue to climb offering genuine hope that the Clintons may not succeed in reinfecting the White House with their presence in the future.

Leaving both of them free, once more, to spread their infections to young girls.

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Putting the "you know what" back in Country.


Mike aka Proof said...

"Irritable Powell Syndrome" Classic! Well played!

pdwalker said...

Does anyone else get the impression that "still dicking bimbos at home" or some variation will enter the common lexicon for the next hundred years?

And yes, that title is brilliant.

Ed G. Mann said...

Musta kilt a whole herd of fringe to outfit her.

REM1875 said...

Old colin better be careful or someone might mistake him for a republican.

Too big to fall- with several bullet holes in the back of his head, another clear case of Arkanside. Lucky for him.

TrickyRicky said...

I agree with Stilton that Powell is pulling punches regarding his assessment of this vile pair. Still, I wonder when CringeFringe's team will play the sexist, racist card on him? It just gets better and better.

Echo the kudos for Stilton from all previous commenters. Like his namesake, he just keeps getting better by the day.

Geoff King said...

Ironic that illary played James Brown's "I Feel Good" at her speech in Greensboro yesterday, considering he died of pneumonia in 2006.

Geoff King said...

Yet another lie:
I think Webster's should consider including "clinton" as a synonym for "pathological liar".

Fred Ciampi said...

I wonder, because of his background, if Powell has a 24/7 military security team. He may well need one. But, methinks, he wouldn't commit suicide by several rounds to the back of the head but have a massive heart attack. All of those 'Borne Identity' types know how to do that sort of thing.

James Daily said...

I have yet to believe that colon pal is a conservative or a republican. In the last two elections, he supported the brother. He is calling the evil on a liar because she tried to hang that server albatross around his neck. Secondly, if I recall correctly, she asked for his advice on that fiasco. She will have another melt down soon enough and covering the future meltdowns will be more difficult.

John the Econ said...

Mrs. Econ is now mad at @Stilton because she was sound asleep when awaken by my chuckling at "Irritable Powell Syndrome" last night.

I wouldn't worry too much about Powell's safety. He really didn't reveal or confirm anything that everyone, including the most fervent Hillary supporters didn't already know. Hillary's trail of "accomplishments" are littered with carnage, bodies and destruction. Her greed is unquestionable. And the Clinton mafia and money laundering operation makes the supervillains out of any James Bond flick look even more like cartoon characters. And is anyone really surprised about Bill's bimbo-dicking? Come on! Nobody's mind is going to be changed either way by this. At worst, it was good for a chuckle.

Perhaps more damaging might be the reports that the Clinton campaign is literally ripping off poor people via bank fraud:

Hillary Clinton Campaign Systematically Overcharging Poorest Donors

"Hillary Clinton’s campaign is stealing from her poorest supporters by purposefully and repeatedly overcharging them after they make what’s supposed to be a one-time small donation through her official campaign website... The overcharges are occurring so often that the fraud department at one of the nation’s biggest banks receives up to 100 phone calls a day from Clinton’s small donors asking for refunds for unauthorized charges to their bankcards made by Clinton’s campaign. One elderly Clinton donor, who has been a victim of this fraud scheme, has filed a complaint with her state’s attorney general and a representative from the office told her that they had forwarded her case to the Federal Election Commission."

LOL, good luck with that, poor donor. If this is how Hillary treats her supporters, I can't fathom to imagine what she's got in store for the rest of us.

A suggestion for Trump: Trump should buy this building and declare it "Deplorables HQ".

And finally from the "Democrats are actually dumber than we think" file:

DNC Continued to Email Passwords After They Knew They’d Been Hacked

Yup. They knew their email had been hacked and was being read. So what did they do? They announced that they knew it and that they'd be changing the password, and then emailed the new password!

"We have been compromised! But it's all ok. Here is our new password: MHQTevgHQ@z&8b6. It will now change every few weeks so prevent future issues. So as it is re-set, I will forward it along."

Donna Brazile is still blaming Trump for this. If Trump is capable of actually making people this stupid, then perhaps he is worthy of being President.

NVRick said...

@Stilton "Hillary screws up everything she touches with her naked"
I got that far and had to throw up. Luckily our idiot dog moved fast enough to avoid the fallout.

Sarah Rolph said...

Somehow what stood out of me in these quotes from Powell is his odd and touching notion that a president should be "transformational." Personally I would settle for competence.

"Donna Brazile is still blaming Trump for this. If Trump is capable of actually making people this stupid, then perhaps he is worthy of being President." Ha! That is probably my favorite comment on the election so far.

Mostly I'm ignoring the whole thing. I'm resigned to another 4 - 8 years of hunkering down, attempting to keep my faith in the human spirit. And on good days I have faith in the American public.

Visiting Stilt's place is ideal for keeping the faith. Humor helps, smart people who care about the right things helps, and there's a nice sense of community. Thank you for this oasis, sir!