Irritable Powell Syndrome

Hillary Clinton hit the campaign trail again Thursday, albeit this time not face first. Although she is having to face a frankly hilarious series of scorchingly candid emails which were hacked from the account of former Secretary of State Colin Powell (does anyone in Washington understand that they shouldn't use their dog's name as a password?!).

In the emails, which Powell has admitted are authentic, he says "everything (Hillary) touches she kind of screws up with hubris" and that he would "rather not vote for her" because she is "greedy, not transformational." Ouch!

He also referred to Clinton's team as "Hillary's Mafia," and was angry that they tried to pin blame on him for her email scandal.

But by far our favorite quote from Powell was his assessment of Bill Clinton as a man who spends his time "still dicking bimbos at home."

And mind you, Powell considers himself a friend of the Clintons! Although that may change when he's being dragged to Vince Foster's final resting place with a typewritten suicide note in his pocket.

Hope n' Change has every reason to believe that Powell's assessments are accurate and probably err on the side of being generously kind: Hillary screws up everything she touches with her naked ambition and disregard for law, is insatiably greedy, runs a Mafia-like organization, and her husband is still the vile, woman-abusing lecher that he's always been - no doubt "powering through" a host of STDs to continue bumping uglies with women who are decades younger.

Happily, albeit frighteningly, Donald Trump's poll numbers continue to climb offering genuine hope that the Clintons may not succeed in reinfecting the White House with their presence in the future.

Leaving both of them free, once more, to spread their infections to young girls.

Putting the "you know what" back in Country.

The Unkindest Cut

Ironically, Mikey was only at the hospital to visit Johnny Optimism.

Hope n' Change doesn't take any pleasure in the thought of Hillary Clinton being sick - perhaps very seriously so. We do, however, experience unbridled delight whenever she's unable to keep her lies from being exposed - as is currently the case, thanks to the video that makes her look like a flopping flounder being flung into the hold of a fishing trawler.

Which is why we can't resist making cartoons like this one...

 

Or this one...



We clearly don't know how dire Hillary's health really is, but we do know that even when the Clintons admit lying, they're still lying about the actual scope of what they're trying to conceal. So Hillary may very well have pneumonia, but we're guessing it's only the cherry on top of the big death's door sundae.

But in complete honesty, we hope she makes a full recovery and lives a long, long time. Otherwise, it would be kind of pointless to go to the trouble of eventually giving her a life sentence for her corruption, influence peddling, and mishandling of national secrets.

Oh, and one last thought...

Basket Case

"There are LAWS protecting people from voters that bite!"

Oh, you knew we weren't going to let this one pass by! On Friday, Mrs. Clinton attended a New York fundraiser hosted by "The LGBT for Hillary." While there, comfortably among her own, the former first lady decided to unload on the rotten, lousy Americans who aren't planning to vote for a repeated felon just because she's alleged to have a vagina.

"To be grossly generalistic," she grossly cackled, "you could put half of Trump’s supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic—you name it!"

Mrs. Clinton allowed that the other half of Trump voters are people who feel the government has let them down (no, really?!) and are "desperate for change."

Actually, we think her math is just a little off with that 50-50 breakdown, since at least 80% of the Trump voters we know just want to keep the lying, cheating, DNA-spewing, raping, stealing, bribe-taking, influence-peddling Clintons out of the White House any way they can - which in this case includes voting for Trump. And virtually all of the actual "deplorables" (we would include abortionists, race agitators, communists, and anarchists) are on her side, and quite possibly on her payroll.

Hillary's jaw-droppingly elitist attack on common people isn't surprising, but her candor is. "A basket of deplorables," she calls us. Rabble. Peons. The Great Unwashed.

Perhaps owing to her grievous brain injury, she's forgotten how recently she was one of the common people - out of work, homeless except for a handful of mansions, and "dead broke" until the huge checks started rolling in again from  foreign countries that wouldn't bother calling her LGBT fundraising pals "deplorables," but would instead hurl them from buildings, behead them, or stone them in the streets. Which, apparently, Hillary is cool with.

Now that's deplorable.

Once again, Hillary's fundraising doesn't pass the smell test.

BONUS: PUTTING THE CART BEFORE THE HEARSE

"Oh, don't be a baby!"