Friday, December 17, 2010

Melee Kalikimaka

Self-professed Christian and alleged churchgoer Barack Hussein Obama is currently facing a devastatingly tough moral choice: should he honor the birth of his savior with a golf vacation in Hawaii, or continue to vote "present" in Washington to show support for the Democrats who want to raise taxes and give the gift of earmarked pork to their cronies?

The exhausted president hasn't had a real vacation in
weeks, and was looking forward to hanging decorations on a Christmas palm tree, helping his daughters build "sand men" on the beach, and listening to the "Hallelujah Chorus" plucked out on ukeleles by jolly rum-filled Samoans.

But owing to a lack of Wise Men (or women) in Washington, the president's holiday plans are delayed until congress can come to agreement on all of the necessary legislation which the Democrats, under Mr. Obama,
ignored for the past two years.

So while the sun shines on the golf courses of Oahu, it's looking more and more like the president will be having a
white Christmas this year - or, more specifically, a Whitehouse Christmas. But hopefully, that won't be a problem again after 2012.-

The Obama family shows unrestrained joy about Christianity's big day.


Anonymous said...

"Pumpkin poi." I'm glad I didn't have a mouth full of coffee at the time or it would be all over the keyboard. Interestingly, it was Hawaii's own Senator Inouye who added all the Republican earmarks to the omnibus bill in hopes of luring Republican votes. It was a trap and thank goodness it didn't work. Obama will still be able to play some golf in Oahu. And maybe he'll get Bush's recent biography as a Christmas present.

Angry Hoosier Dad said...

Wake me when the fluffers in the media give a rat's a$$. Until then the sheeple will continue to plod along supporting (in lesser numbers but still considerable) the jug-eared fecal coliform bacteria in the White House. May he get everything he deserves for Christmas...and I mean everything!

Suzy said...

"Pumpkin Poi"???


You are just too "punny" this morning. haha.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

Readers- Thanks to the GOP hanging tough on the Omnibus spending bill, it's looking more like the alleged president may get to vacation in Hawaii after all. And it's nice that he can return to the sun-drenched shores of his alleged roots, as he's clearly a real son of a beach.

Anonymous said...

When I saw that pic of the 'happy' current residents of the WH over at Sondra's Stilton I couldn't believe it. I commented how that was the most blantant "we don't give a folk" to the American people. Good one Stilton. Always --and I mean always- have a great laugh and appreciate the uniqueness of your style of humor.


Stilton Jarlsberg said...

Lloyd- Thanks for the nice comments. It means a lot to me to know that there are people like you who appreciate the cartoons and commentary!