Saturday, September 14, 2013

Putin Things in their Proper Places

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Yet another blow to American exceptionalism...

Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg

20 comments:

CenTexTim said...

I thought Barry got screwed by Putin, not Michelle...

September 14, 2013 at 12:57 PM
Bobo said...

Maybe the first wookie was telling Barry to "quit playing with himself and 'put (it) in."

September 14, 2013 at 2:00 PM
Earl said...

With Obama as prez, maybe two heads ARE better than one.

September 14, 2013 at 3:53 PM
John the Econ said...

More "change you can believe in". We've gone from "American Exceptionalism" to "American Ineffectualism" in 5 short years. I guess it's the "reset" many voted for.

September 14, 2013 at 6:50 PM
Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@CenTexTim- Frankly, I don't think Michelle's fidelity is of any interest to Barry, but he'd hate to be reminded of his impotence - whether in foreign policy or in the boudoir.

@Bobo- I can't imagine Barry coming to sexual fruition without gazing into a hand mirror.

@Earl- I assume you're referring to both of Putin's "heads."

@John the Econ- Although I didn't add commentary to this cartoon, you've grasped the meaning in its entirety. And yes, this IS what far too many Americans voted for - without having any effing idea just WHAT they were voting for.

September 14, 2013 at 7:38 PM
Bruce Bleu said...

If lamont pronounces Vladimir's last name with the same attention to detail that he pronounces the city Sarah Palin used to be mayor of, "Wah-silly" (Wasilla), it may explain why "Poon-tang" comes to his mind whenever Vlad is near him, and why I think lamont was "speech bubble" #2.
And Bobo, Considering lamont doesn't have a Scanning Transmission Electron Holography Microscope in bed, I doubt he could FIND the "it" to "put in".

September 14, 2013 at 10:56 PM
Grafton Cheddar said...

Apparently Putin is having Obama put the First Sheleighleigh in a blind trust.

September 15, 2013 at 6:22 AM
Coon Tasty said...

The second voice is Reggie "Man" Love, right?

September 15, 2013 at 7:11 AM
Sparky said...

I'm with Coon Tasty that O'blamer is more likely to be with a man than a woman. He's made that quite plain. The alleged children of O'blamer sure look more like the cow than the bull.

September 15, 2013 at 7:49 AM
Coon Tasty said...

@Sparky - I think you mean "steer".

September 15, 2013 at 9:29 AM
Sparky said...

@Coon Tasty ~ Quite right since he is steering we Americans in the wrong direction. Guess I had "bull" on the brain since he so full of it ...

September 15, 2013 at 9:31 AM
Glad to see SJ posting said...

Well done as always. Thank you, Stilton, and hope things are getting better at home. H&C is important work. You are appreciated by many more than you can know.

General question for everyone: I must have missed the original memo or been away, but where did the internet meme arise of calling Obama 'lamont'?
I don't get the reference and can't think of any pop culture connection. Google is no help with 'lamont'. Anyone?

September 15, 2013 at 9:48 AM
Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Bruce Bleu- But Biden assures us that Barry has a "big stick," wink-wink nudge-nudge.

@Grafton Cheddar- A blind trust that carries loss of interest for early withdrawal.

@Coon Tasty- I was going to say that I'm pretty sure Putin is straight, but considering what he just did to Barry on the world stage (sans KY jelly) I'm not sure.

@Sparky- Oddly, although I strongly associate the word "bull" with Barry, it's never in the context of reproduction.

@Coon Tasty & Sparky- Uh-oh, we're getting into Johnny Optimism style pun-ishment here (grin).

@Glad to see SJ posting- There are two "Lamonts" that fit the bill rather nicely (and I can't remember which Bruce is referring to). The first is Lamont Sanford, the younger member of "Sanford & Son," whose father always called him a "big dummy." The other is Lamont Cranston, the secret identity of "The Shadow," who has "the ability to cloud men's minds" in order to conceal his actions.

September 15, 2013 at 11:01 AM
Bruce O'Hara said...

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! You sure know how to put a guy down !! Thanks for the good laugh :-)

September 15, 2013 at 6:24 PM
Bruce bleu said...

Stilton,
I was thinking about whether I had ever explained why I call magilla's husband "lamont" here at HnC, so here it is...
I read a column by Alan Caruba in the Washington Compost, and it ended thusly...
"We laugh at the ventriloquist’s dummy, but what do you do when the dummy is President of the United States of America?"
The ONLY reference that came to mind was Fred Sanford making the introduction "This is my son Lamont... he's a dummy!"
It seemed apropos and afforded barry the respect he so richly deserves! It ALSO doesn't flag my posts with the NSA, because I don't want to... wait a minute... three black Suburbans just pulled up in front of my house... "Hey you guys... do you have a warrant... let go of me... NO, THIS IS MY PERSONAL COMPUT... ha9rgofjnbhsgljjuapojgnghgp..........

September 16, 2013 at 12:40 AM
Bruce Bleu said...

Stilton,
as to Joe Bite-me's comment... I think he said barry has a big "schtick", (which in this context means his gimmick or routine is a Vaudevillian commander in chief). Remembering that lamont is half white, I was not incredulous that the doctor who performed lamont's "khitan" had to use the device I mentioned to Bobo, ergo the "big stick" (nudge-nudge, wink-wink) couldn't be his johnson, (John-Thomas to our British readers).

September 16, 2013 at 1:02 AM
John Vecchio said...

So do we know which of them called out Putin's name? Should we have a pole (so to speak) on this question?

September 16, 2013 at 5:47 AM
Emmentaler Limburger said...

@John Vecchio: I think it was Kerry. As I recall, his comment was the foreplay to the coupling...

September 16, 2013 at 8:51 AM
Colby said...

@Bruce Bleu,
Come to think of it, Mooch DOES look a lot like Aunt Ester... I will point out, though, that Lamont Sanford was the only normal one in the family, and he was an honest man. Two traits which crap weasel sorely lacks. Still, it IS fun to call the big dummy Lamont.

@Stilton,
Hope things on the home front are handle-able. Thanks for Putin on the Ritz!

September 16, 2013 at 12:31 PM
Bruce Bleu said...

John Vecchio,
I've gotta ask, was that a "double entendre", or a malaprop HOMOphone for "poll"?

September 16, 2013 at 11:09 PM

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