Press Conference

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When a reporter asks "what's enchanted about your Presidency," instead of asking about ongoing wars, economic woes, or a national health emergency, he should have his temperature taken as soon as possible. And not with an oral thermometer.

Here We Go Again

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With all the talk about Obama's "first 100 days," we couldn't help but think of the rest of the days he has ahead. And where we can get our hands on a lot of animals, two by two...

Recommended reading from NY Post: "100 Days, 100 Mistakes"

Snippy Remarks

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All kidding aside, Hope n' Change does not believe the rumors that the Senator's name will be changed to "Arlene."

Arlen Specter

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Arlen Specter will be greatly missed in the Republican party, as now someone else will have to be named "worst Republican Senator."

Air Farce One

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New Yorkers ran in panic when the 747 (chased by an F-16 fighter jet) buzzed the Statue of Liberty then flew frighteningly close to skyscrapers. Buildings were evacuated. People shot cellphone videos while praying. A nightmare seemed to be coming to life again...

But noOOooo. The whole stunt had been arranged - and kept secret - because the Whitehouse "wanted to update its file photo of the president's plane near the Statue of Liberty." The old picture needed to be updated because it showed a couple of tall buildings that aren't there anymore...

Swine Flu 2

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Barack Obama was tested for swine flu following his recent trip to Mexico, and fortunately shows no sign of the disease. Still, it reminds us all to be sure to wash thoroughly after shaking hands with dictators.

Black Black!

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Remember when Janeane Garofalo was funny? Okay, neither does anyone else. But she still gets airtime with the likes of Keith Olbermann to declare that the Tea Party Protests were "...not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up. That is nothing but a bunch of teabagging rednecks. And there is no way around that.”

Yet strangely, it appears to be liberals in general - and Janeane Garofalo in particular - who are obsessed with race and who are quick to use vicious stereotypes ("teabagging rednecks," anyone?). Seriously, if Janeane Garofalo has any faith in Obama whatsoever, shouldn't she be able to defend his policies instead of hiding behind ugly and untrue accusations of racism?