Saturday, August 15, 2009

End of Life Review


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Page 425 of the Obamacare bill required all citizens to attend regular, mandatory "end of life" consultations to discuss whether or not their continuing existence is becoming a burden to society and, if so, how the government can help direct them to the "exit" door.

Now, the government is hinting that it will remove the so-called "pull the plug on Granny" language because it's unpopular. Especially with grannies.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Trick or Treaty


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According to page 783 of the proposed Healthcare bill, Obama promises that citizens can choose their own doctors, keep their own insurance, and have no increases in taxes "as long as the eagle flies and the river runs."

Hey, if that promise was good enough for the native Americans, then the rest of us certainly shouldn't have any reservations. (Ba-da-BOOM!)

Bonus: The President tries not to laugh while presenting the Presidential Medal of Freedom to a man whose country was taken away by Washington DC.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Mail Call


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At a townhall meeting only slightly less staged than the Broadway production of "Les Miserables," the president, in a seeming burst of Tourette's, declared that government-run health insurance would be no real threat to private companies because "Fedex and UPS are doing fine - it's the (government run) post office that's always having problems!"

So his defense of Obamacare is that it will be too riddled with problems to compete fairly with our current healthcare providers? Interesting.

Moreover, Fedex and UPS are considered superior services to the post office, and they're making money. The post office is billions in debt, and sinking fast.

Of course, Fedex and UPS have one big advantage over private insurance companies; they're not facing bills which would make it illegal for citizens to choose their services over those of the government-mandated service.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Shower Power


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Four years from now, a lot of us are going to be extremely pruny.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Townhall Meetings


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The Democrats continue to lecture outraged citizens on the fine points of political decorum and manners, without addressing the issues that have angered so many. Indeed, rather than hear from their constituents, some Democrats are now cancelling public meetings or, like Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, appear only as a voice on a speakerphone.

Unable to accept the idea that such vocal opposition to their policies is spontaneous, many Democrats are now suggesting that the rabble have been stirred up by Community Organizers. Which, suddenly, they find offensive - despite their smug assertion last November that Jesus, like Obama, "was a community organizer."

Monday, August 10, 2009

Judge Not


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In these strange days of Hope n' Change, more people seem to be worried about Paula Abdul losing her judge's job on American Idol, than with the rubber-stamped appointment of a Supreme Court judge who tried to turn white firefighters into the American idle.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

The Patience of Joblessness


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The Whitehouse is enthusiastically taking credit for unemployment falling by 1/10 of a percentage point last month, theoretically bringing the total to 9.4% . But when factoring in the people who have given up on finding a job, or taken part-time work because nothing else is available, the true unemployment number is closer to 16.3% (1 person in 6).

In other words, the "Hope & Change" administration is exchanging high-fives because more people are giving up "hope"...and accepting "change."