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Johnny Optimism
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In the face of a collapsing economy, rampant unemployment, and global instability, Barack Hussein Obama took office in 2008 promising Hope and Change. The "Hope" thing didn't really work out, but we got plenty of "Change" as everything got worse. And now, the jug-eared jackass has a second term.
That's why at Hope n' Change Cartoons, we're creating conservative smartaleckry to provide a little laughter in these strange times. Cartoons will probably be posted Monday and Wednesday, and definitely on Friday. Additionally, cartoons and graphics will be posted randomly on our Facebook page and Friday we'll add the week's postings right here to kick around in one of the greatest comments sections on the Web.Note: please feel free to repost our cartoons on your favorite blogs!
Click Cartoon for Larger Size Nearly half of doctors surveyed said that they would consider leaving medicine rather than put up with the government interference, red tape, and underpayment currently proposed under "Obamacare." This would happen at the same time that millions of additional patients were being added to the nation's healthcare roles.
Still, the president promises that this does not mean that you'll be having longer waits to see your doctor, and amazingly enough he's absolutely right! Oh, you'll definitely be waiting longer to see someone...but instead of your doctor, it'll be an ACORN member with a rubber glove...
Under section 370 of the House Rules and Manual, it is only appropriate to shout out that the president is "something hated, something oppressive," that he's "using legislative or judicial pork," that his message is "a disgrace to the country," or say that the president (or other official) is among the "half-baked nitwits handling foreign affairs."
However, in the interest of saving time and shortening speeches, Hope n' Change suggests that members of the House should now simply shout "SECTION 370!" whenever the president is lying.
Thought Question of the Day: Can a political body which has actually created a long list of rules for acceptable and unacceptable presidential insults be trusted to simplify our healthcare system?
Click Cartoon for Larger Size In the immortal words of Dave Barry, "we're not making this up." That's the real cover of this week's Newsweek magazine. Apart from all the issues mentioned in the cartoon, they could also have reported on the growing nuclear threats from Iran and North Korea, or the trade war Obama is starting with China, or maybe even a remembrance of 9/11. But nooOOooo. Their big breaking-news story is "Is Your Baby Racist?"
According to inside sources, other titles Newsweek considered include: "Kindergarten KKK," "Neonatal Nazis," and "Beware the Drooling Demon Spawn of Limbaugh!"
Click Cartoon for Larger Size It's not hard to guess which card a liberal will choose, since all 52 cards in their deck are the same.Liberal columnist Maureen Dowd writes that what Joe Wilson meant to shout was "You lie - boy!" because he can't deal with a black president. ACORN chief organizer Bertha Lewis, commenting on the recent prostitution stings at ACORN offices, says that her organization is being made "the Willie Horton of 2009"even though race has never figured in the story.
By willfully misidentifying racism and overusing the term, the left is pushing this country to the point where we won't be able to see, and correct, racism where it actually exists. And that will be a tragedy.
Bonus: Did you know that blatant anti-black racism is supposedly funny if it comes from sanctimonious liberal assholes like Bill Maher?
Click Cartoon for Larger Size The few mainstream news sources that mention this weekend's Tea Party protest in Washington DC are describing the attendance as in the "thousands." Oddly, overseas news outlets are estimating the crowd at "up to two million protestors," and have the pictures to prove it.
So once again, the question becomes are you going to believe the media...or your own lying eyes?
Click Cartoon for Larger Size To the surprise of precisely no one, liberal darling Michael Moore has declared that his new documentary proves capitalism is "evil" and "you have to eliminate it." The movie, "Capitalism: A Love Story" is debuting in Venice, so that Mr. Moore's handlers will have access to enough water to frequently moisten his vast, wrinkly hide.
Thought question for Michael Moore:if all of Obama's social giveaways depend on taxing the rich...then who'll pay for the "pie" if capitalism is abolished? Oh yeah, nobody.
