Saturday, December 26, 2009
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Surprising absolutely no one, Harry Reid browbeat, bullied, and bribed Senate Democrats to vote 60-39 in favor of his healthcare bill, early on Christmas Eve.
Assuming full passage by the House, an average family we'll call the "Crachits" will be affected in the following ways:
1) Father Bob Cratchit will have to give up his one lump of coal for the fire at work, owing to the negative health impact of greenhouse gasses.
2) Mrs Cratchit will be strongly encouraged to get federally-funded abortions rather than bring more babies into the world.
3) Lacking health insurance, the family will have to pay new federal fines which will force the children into workhouses.
4) Son Tiny Tim will have his foot chopped off by a greedy diabetes doctor who just can't seem to break the habits he developed before Obama was president.
God bless us, every one...