Monday, March 15, 2010

Red Ink Zone

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Despite Hollywood's insistence that President Bush knew Saddam Hussein had no weapons of mass destruction, a
$100 million Iraq bomb was discovered this weekend.

Specifically, the bomb was the film "The Green Zone," which depicts America as an evil and greedy empire, and soldiers who follow orders as dolts and cannon fodder.

Unsurprisingly, the film was spanked at the box office by a movie with greater credibility and a more believable premise: "Alice in Wonderland 3D."

Obviously, MATT DAMON wasn't concerned that people could decide they don't want to see any more MATT DAMON movies after learning that MATT DAMON thinks so little of our country. Of course, people have short memories and might forget that MATT DAMON was even in "The Green Zone" when it disappears in the next week or two, raising the possibility that they might accidentally go to a MATT DAMON film in the future.

we won't.

The Green Zone: the un-Bourne is aborted.


Anonymous said...


Pete(Detroit) said...

From Team America!

Anonymous said...

I wont be seeing this piece of stuff. It's on my list of not interested, as with Avatard and the other left wing-nut films. I hope they lose money on this.

Anonymous said...

It's a tragic irony to see real soldiers die to protect Hollywood's freedom to lie to the world.

Philip said...

Obama: The American People Don't Want Us to Consider Polls of the American People

Philip said...

Not again! Meet Obama's new controversial pastor

Philip said...

Surprise: Matt Damon anti-war movie an atomic bomb at the box office

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

Philip- Good links, as always. Thanks for sharing!