Monday, March 15, 2010
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Despite Hollywood's insistence that President Bush knew Saddam Hussein had no weapons of mass destruction, a $100 million Iraq bomb was discovered this weekend.
Specifically, the bomb was the film "The Green Zone," which depicts America as an evil and greedy empire, and soldiers who follow orders as dolts and cannon fodder.
Unsurprisingly, the film was spanked at the box office by a movie with greater credibility and a more believable premise: "Alice in Wonderland 3D."
Obviously, MATT DAMON wasn't concerned that people could decide they don't want to see any more MATT DAMON movies after learning that MATT DAMON thinks so little of our country. Of course, people have short memories and might forget that MATT DAMON was even in "The Green Zone" when it disappears in the next week or two, raising the possibility that they might accidentally go to a MATT DAMON film in the future.
But we won't.