Poor Barack Obama. First he didn't get an invitation to Chelsea Clinton's wedding ("It's going to ve a very small, inexpensive ceremony," Hillary told him. "Just six people, and afterwards we're going to Cici's pizza for the buffet.")
And now, Congressional Democrats are telling the alleged president that the best way he can help them get re-elected is by staying far, far away.
Considering the stress of all these rejections, the president should consider treating himself to a relaxing first-class, five-star, taxpayer-funded luxury vacation in Spain with Michelle!
Oh, that's right.
She's going without him.
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15 comments:
Utterly fantastic. Drudge needs to link you and crush your server. You deserve it. I am starting to get an intellectual bro-mance going with this H&C thing. GO GO GO GO!!!
Well, a pox upon the future children of this marriage for not inviting Obama!
Another unfortunate consequence is that the newlyweds missed out on a killer wedding gift - what marriage could survive the lack of "Friends: The Complete Series Collection" DVD box set, playable Region 5 (Eastern Europe, Russia, India, Africa)?
I've been sorta wondering - least wondering imaginable, actually - why DID Michelle go away without him - OVER HIS BIRTHDAY time period???
What would she and America do if HE did THAT to HER???
Wonder if she took her cook with her... hhhmmm...
Ugh. So what? Who cares. Crimony: even in the Toronto area (no, I'm not Canadian...), all I heard about was the @#%&ing Clinton wedding. Ugh. Who the @#%& cares? Look: I'm happy for them. Really. But I couldn't care less where, when and how; nor who attended. I even turned off Patriot Radio (GASP!) when the news settled on that subject. Ugh.
And then, settling in at the hotel to numb the mind with some silly (and really quite boring...) Canadian television, I stumbled upon Extreme House Makeover. I like construction. Let's watch! Then the talking head who leads the parade started in on volunteering - which wasn't so bad until THIS gem: "And President Obama says we all need to do community service to give ba.." *CLICK* Off went that program.
Honestly: even in simple entertainment are the hooks of this socialist government deeply embedded. To quote Star Trek: The Next Generation: "Resistance is futile. You WILL be assimilated."
It is a scary, scary thing when we find Canada behaving in a more conservative manner than the US, too. I mean, look at this! The Bonehead In Chief has been told by the deeply socialist countries in Europe that his policies go to far!
And all we heard about this weekend was Chelsea's Methodist-Jewish wedding, and how great The Uninvited One is. Again: somebody just shoot me. Please.
So? How many others read this morning about how the Louisiana marshes were damaged by the oil spill, but SOOOOWEEEEE! How resilient they are? So begins the whitewashing of one of 0bama's most triumphant failures by the Democratic Media...
By the way, Cousin Stilton, when I click for the video, I get "Oops! We couldn't find that video. It may have been deleted by its owner." Just thought you'd like to know. Guess I need to check in earlier...
"Oh, Boo Hoo. Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go home and eat worms. "I hope Michelle didn't take the cook, she makes up a fine batch of pity pancakes. Now, where's that darn dog gone to?"
Of course, none of this is a reflection on him. It's racism, or obstructionism, or simple lack of understanding of his greatness. And let's not forget that his presence would be a distraction from the ceremony - the same reason he no longer goes to church. Silly me, I thought he was hiding out from his 20 years of black liberation theology indoctrination.
Re: Michelle going on vacation without BO. After making his appearance on "The View", I imagine he is still itching because of all the girlie cooties he caught sitting on that studio couch. To cure that bad case of cooties, he needs some quality time with his boyz.
Either that, or we are going to be "treated" to media coverage of our hard-working, serious President who is so focused and dedicated that he has to sacrifice vacation time with his family. Oh, the inhumanity!
That is a pretty incomplete list of the folks who reject him.
The 'complete' list would be nearly 6 billion names long..
Readers- I don't really have anything to add to all the comments above except to say how much fun they were to read!
Too bad Bo wasn't named Boo - - Barack Obama OUT!
wow you guys are ON today!!! enjoyed it...and so did obama, he's here with me now hanging, but I made him buy the beer.
I found it interesting that Chelsea Clinton married an oh-so-horrible-capitalist investment banker. Does anyone else see any irony here?
Anonymous .. nevermind her cushy $250K / year job at that same investment firm as a consultant.. right out of college
"I'm thinking about going long on X, what do you think?"
"Hang on, let me run this past Chelsea..."
puhleeeez
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