Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Putting the FREE in Freedom!

Frankly, we couldn't think of any better way to celebrate the 4th of July than telling Barack Hussein Obama where to stick it...unless it was not only telling him where to stick it, but 57 different methods of doing so!

Which is why we're giving away the ebook version of "OBAMA SUTRA - An Illustrated Guide to 57 States of Ecstasy" absolutely free today, Thursday, and Friday! (Please make sure that Amazon is showing the price as free before downloading...sometimes it takes their system a little while to readjust prices).

The book, painstakingly authored and illustrated by your own Stilton Jarlsberg (and glowingly reviewed by some of the world's most intelligent and eloquent blog commentors) is pretty much exactly what you'd expect it to be from the title: a tongue-in-cheek parody of the 2000-year old "Kama Sutra" sex manual, featuring 57 "passion positions" inspired by the words and deeds of Barack Obama.

Want to see the backbreaking gymnastics necessary to do the "Fast and Furious?" How about "Leading from Behind," "18 Holes," "The Fierce Urgency of Now," "Stimulus Package," and many, many more! And along with the 57 full-page illustrations (which are risque but not x-rated), you also get a lengthy glossary of the 57 news stories which inspired the cartoons! More than enough factual material to demolish any nattering liberal who dares to speak a word in King Barry's behalf!

Don't have a Kindle eReader? No problem! Just go here to download a free Kindle reading app for your PC, Mac, iPhone/iPad, Smartphone, Blackberry, Android, or teleprompter!

Please spread the word and tell friends (or, if you must, liberals) about this limited-time free download offer! There aren't any catches or gimmicks...this is just our way of celebrating America's birthday and lighting some fireworks where they'll do the most good!

Download your free "OBAMA SUTRA" ebook here!

But wait! There's more!

We couldn't resist making this little video to help make Barry's last 4th of July in the Whitehouse special. We assume next 4th of July, he'll be cutting ribbons at the opening of supermarkets or mosques in Chicago.

Ever wonder what Barry is thinking about
while scratching his junk during our National Anthem?
Hope n' Change Cartoons reveals all!



Velcro said...

I always wondered... must have taken some hardcore gumshoe efforts to get that information! I also enjoyed the music!

Happy 4th, Stilton!!!

Pete(Detroit) said...

I understand that he didn't grow up here, he doesn't KNOW how to behave - but jeebus, brothuh can effing LEARN, no?

PRY said...

God Bless America!

graylady said...

God bless America and God bless our soldiers, sailors and all our military personnel everywhere they serve and keep them safe from harm

graylady said...

PS: I saw a pure "only in America" thing last night. A Chinese family sitting down to dinner...... in a Mexican restaurant. Ya gotts love it.

Pete(Detroit) said...

greylady, 30 years ago, when I was living in College Station, I noticed that the 'Chinese' places were staffed (waits, buses) by Hispanics, and the Mexican places mostly had Oriental staff. Was kinda funny, I thought...

Chuck said...

I'm not much in the mood for "celebrating" Independence Day this soon after June 28, 2012, aka "Dependence Day."

I'll continue to spend the day calling to mind the greatness that was and still is ... hopefully waking up.

"It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace – but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!" Patrick Henry, March 23, 1775

Lance said...

Thanks for the 'Obama Sutra' ebook
Stilton. Even thought I would like to be able to spend one whole day of my life, without seeing O'BamBam's visage, I'm appreciating your book!

Your link to contribute to the 'Wounded Warriors' site is not working, for me, using Firefox!

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Readers- Great to spend some time with you folks here today and read your comments!

@Chuck- I'm afraid I'm not in a celebratory mood myself today. In fact, I've been dragging all day and think it's simply that I'm in mourning following the two recent Supreme Court decisions which upheld, and empowered, the most wretched administration imaginable.

However, I just saw a wonderful and very moving segment on Fox News with 14 wounded warriors (multiple amputees all) who aren't complaining about their sacrifices, and who reminded me to take a deep breath and keep fighting this vastly safer battle here at home.

Fox mentioned that donations to help build "smart homes" to give these heroes greater independence can be sent here...and I'm doing it right now.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Lance- Thanks for alerting me to the problem with the link. It should be working now!

Angry Hoosier Dad said...

My wife and I were watching the series about John Adams yesterday. She noted how the ideals of the founders are just not evident these days. I think our founders were on to something when they put their faith and hopes in Divine Providence. They knew that God could put a protective hand over a whole nation if that nation chose to seek His protection. What we seem to have forgotten is that He can just as easily remove it when we offend Him. We can see where our reliance on slick packaging and personalities has gotten us. What PRY and graylady said was right, but we need to ask for God's blessing as a nation. How many expect Obama to lead us in that prayer?

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Angry Hoosier Dad- As I've mentioned before, I'm not a member of any church and am not a "believer" (but have great respect for those who are). But that being said, I think the universality of faith - and with it a code of morality and ethics - which characterized our country in earlier generations is sorely missing today. Whether one looks to theology or not, it's easy to see what happens to a nation - our nation - when too many of its people and politicians are just no damned good (and I'm using "damned" in the Biblical sense).

You say you can't imagine Obama leading the country in a prayer of humility and asking for God's assistance (and neither can I). On a more secular level, I can't imagine Obama showing humility, or giving a speech in which he actually inspires us, or encourages us to aspire to act in moral and responsible ways. Instead, every word out of this venal little man's mouth is about class warfare and his own reelection.

Maybe I should rethink my position on religion - because Obama is as clear a plague as any that was visited upon Egypt.

Colby said...

I'm going to go totally off the ranch here for a minute.

Does anyone have the real scoop on the UN gun control crap that Billary and BO are supposedly signing July 27? Dick Morris is making it sound like this "treaty" or whatever the hell it is will trump our Constitution and UN forces will be coming to grab all of our guns. Now I know that BO and his buds hate the constitution and go to great lengths to disregard and trash it, but can he really sign a UN paper that will over-rule the second ammendment?

I'm trying to imagine some dork from France or Belguim going around in Texas or Wyoming trying to seize guns. It boggles the brain!

JustaJeepGuy said...

Barack Hussein can sign any paper treaty he wants. If the Senate doesn't ratify it, it won't take effect. However, if the Senate DOES ratify it, it's possible that that treaty will then supersede the Constitution. Of course, a treaty that can overturn the Constitution would likely set off the next American Revolution. Except in the solidly Demo_Ratic areas of the country, where nobody really understands how important liberty is.

JustaJeepGuy said...

Oops, I meant to say "Of course, ratification of a treaty that can overturn..."

Angry Hoosier Dad said...

@ Colby:
A UN treaty isn't exactly back-door gun control when the Senate would have to ratify it with everybody watching them. Of course, Obama could just "deem it" ratified I guess. Who would stop him...SCOTUS? Don't make me laugh.

Colby said...

Thanks, JustaJeepGuy. I feel so much better now, knowing that the Senate can put the kibosh on it. I am confident the Senate, under Harry Reid's spectacular leadership, will do what's right and defend our constitution to the death.... death of the constitution, that is.

Time for more "coffee."

Colby said...


I must have posted the same time as you. I think I'll double up on the coffee after your encouraging reminder of the re-DEEM-er.

He has now gotten away with his crap so many times, it's about too late for anybody to challenge it. Doesn't anybody in Washington (besides Issa) have any nuts anymore? Arrrgh!

PRY said...

AHD...God bless you, brother...when a people turn their backs on God, or fail to acknowledge HIS authority in all matters, which we humans almost ALWAYS do, well, we limit what God can do for us. I believe he wants us to rely on him more, instead of "man's rule" on this earth; not talking about a theocracy, that would not be realistic in this world, but there was a time on this earth that He did rule and provide, until people wanted a 'king' other than Him (see the book of Samuel).

The Mayflower Compact reveals the earliest settlers' dependence on God, though in a few short decades, like the ancient people so long ago, what God began, man took over, and, well, just look around...even with a GOOD man it is not the best, but with one such as Obama, life can get pretty rough.

God brought us to where we are through various victories over our enemies in varous wars, and allowed us to become the greatest nation on earth. But as you say, turn you back on Him, and you are on your own! That is what we have done. I think it is good to understand that.

Velcro said...

Colby et al... I just got done posting something on this, at least I think its the same thing. Its a brief article written by Chris Cox, Exec. Dir NRA Institute for Legislative Action.