Although it remains to be seen if anything can be pulled off of Hillary's server, investigators have now identified at least 60 classified documents among the emails which she'd previously turned over - with thousands more to sort through.
Not that Hillary is worried about it. While attending the Iowa State Fair (official slogan: "Home of the Politician on a Stick"), the former Secretary of State deftly deflected questions about her flagrant, felonious disregard of national security by repeatedly shrieking "Who wants a free college education?!" at young fairgoers who were looking for Bernie Sanders.
Meanwhile, we find potential First Hubby Bill Clinton...
By wild coincidence, Bill and Barry ran into each other at a summit on income inequality where - wait. What's that? Our mistake, they ran into each other at a golf course for millionaires in Martha's Vineyard. Which is sort of like the Iowa State Fair without the danger of running into rabble or protesters from Black Lives Matter.
For whom Hope n' Change has designed these special consciousness-raising t-shirts...
All of those shirts are sadly accurate - but the most appalling is probably the one referring to Planned Parenthood, about whom a sixth video was released last week...
The latest video asserts that if a ghoulish buyer is waiting in the wings for a nice, ripe fetus in a patient's womb, the eager staff at Planned Parenthood may not add to the mother's agitation with a silly old legal form which would give her the right to choose whether or not she wants her unborn child turned into profitable baby puree.
Sadly, the shocking video is getting even less attention that those that came before it - which is to say, almost none whatsoever. Since the Planned Parenthood scandal broke, the big 3 networks have broadcast over 243 hours of alleged "news" - of which, the covert videos were aired for a grand total of 73 seconds, none of which contained graphic footage.
In other words, the mainstream media is doing to this story exactly what Planned Parenthood does to babies. And without asking for anyone's consent.