Friday, May 13, 2016
Yesterday Donald Trump met with House Speaker Paul Ryan to discuss their divergent political perspectives and they didn't kill one another - which was enthusiastically described as "very promising" by the increasingly dyspeptic GOP Chairman, Reince Priebus.
And if you think Hope n' Change is going to say more than that about anything related to Donald Trump today, you've got another think coming. It's Friday, and we all deserve a quiet weekend.
We will, however, point out that we've always suspected the name "Reince Priebus" is actually a poorly disguised anagram. Is it mere coincidence that exactly the same letters are found in the phrases "Bicep Rein User," "Rube Rice Penis" and "Eerie Curb Nips?" We think not.
"Reince Priebus" can also be rearranged to spell "Bi-Creep's Urine," which segues perfectly into our next subject...
In news that we can only assume will have Mississippi and North Carolina jumping for joy, Baltimore Mayor Stephanie "Death Glare" Rawlings-Blake has declared that she won't authorize the travel of city officials to states which don't allow people wearing shoe-mirrors to flip a coin as their preferred method of deciding which bathroom to use.
Rawlings-Blake is, of course, most famous for her asinine policy decision to pull back police in order to give "space" to rioters and arsonists in Baltimore "who wish to destroy." Which worked great, by the way, assuming that you find smoldering rubble to be a tourist attraction.
Apparently, restrooms are the next sacrificial "space" that this bitter, self-important idiot wants to give away to placate those who "wish to destroy" - in this case, the innocence and privacy of others.