|Now, now - don't get so excited. It's bad for your head trauma.|
Many (including DOJ head and Bill Clinton "tarmac club" member, Loretta Lynch) feel that it's just wrong to do anything potentially hazardous - especially telling the truth to the American people - so close to the birth of a new presidency...
|It's really a question of when life sentences begin.|
As nearly as we can tell from this convoluted and constantly evolving situation, Hillary's aide Huma Abedin was sending emails of potentially classified information to herself at home (which, according to noted author Dante Alighieri, is "illegal as Hell") where thousands of them mysteriously ended up on the computer of her soon to be ex-husband, Anthony "Ballpark" Weiner, which was seized as part of an FBI investigation into his "sexting" underage girls...
|If it weren't for the scatological and gynecological, there'd be NOTHING logical about Hillary's candidacy.|
Current reports suggest that there may be as many as 650,000 emails to laboriously sort through, which statistically means roughly another half-million criminal charges against Clinton could soon be filed.
Hope n' Change isn't sure how this strange chain of evenst is going to play out. Will Huma "accidentally" fall into a wood chipper? Will James Comey die of natural causes in his sleep with a pillow (and likely an anvil) over his face? Will Obama postpone the election because of this "impropriety" and (oh yeah!) whatever the next damning Wikileaks revelations are?
We don't know - but at the very least it's shaping up to be a fun Halloween! And while we're on that subject...
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