Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Nidal in a Haystack

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Major Nidal Hasan, who killed 13 and wounded more than two dozen others at Fort Hood last week, is reportedly paralyzed from the waist down owing to the multiple gunshots which ended his bloody rampage.

Meanwhile, the Major's attorney is filing papers to receive funds with which Hasan can hire his own private investigator, proving that even if the 72 virgins are safe, Hasan is still fully capable of screwing taxpayers.


Red said...

Taxpayer fundage DENIED! I hope they stamp that in big red letters across his briefs, pun intended.

Joe said...

It's outrageous, yes; however, our 'innocent until proven to be guilty unless they are a campaign contributor' system will still shell out for his court fees. Once the verdict is out though, we should bill him to recover those costs.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

Joe- I'm not really sure that he's the sort of guy who worries about paying back bills.

Gabriel Girl said...

Go Fish, anyone?