Sunday, January 31, 2010

Blue Man Grope


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According to his "State of the Union" speech, the president believes that the reason his policies are so unpopular with voters is that not enough people are seeing and hearing him.

Which is why we wouldn't be surprised for him to take a note from James Cameron's "Avatar" playbook (well, besides the notes he's already taken from Cameron about being anti-military, anti-business, and generally anti-Western Civilization) and start making his speeches in breathtaking 3D!


Oh sure, there will be complaints of a lot of people getting headaches and being made nauseous. But no more than there already are.


6 comments:

Suzy said...

People don't see him or hear him because they DONT WANT TO!!!!!

I tried to listen to a few minutes of his speech the other day (not the S of the U but a daytime one) and I seriously could not stomach the egotistical sneer with which he said (I mean READ) everything. As if he were talking down to his imbecile "subjects". Bleh.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

Suzy- I tried to watch the State of the Union, but could only do it in 5 minute bursts. The arrogance, lies, and insincerity were not made better by his "lecturing" tone.

Elvis said...

Those that think this automaton a great speaker are idiots. Ether that or they have never actually heard a great speaker. He can't put three sentences together without his teleprompter. Ad lib he is a yammering, stuttering fool. And his halting, overwrought delivery makes the bile rise in my gullet.

That and the fact that he lies through his teeth while preaching down to the unwashed makes me want to slap the black off of him. But then, I have the same reaction whenever a dirty, lying socialist speaks.

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Stilton Jarlsberg said...

Elvis- you're going to develop an ulcer unless you learn to open up and really express how you feel. (grin)

PeggyU said...

Can you imagine having to sit through a class with that malevolent shit teaching it? Pity his students ...

baslimthecripple said...

Pity his children. Then there is the Wookie-frau. Like she is more understanding. I do wonder (but ultimately do not care) what sort of scars he bears from being dumped on his white grand-parents by his white mother after his black father bailed. Buddy of mine refers to his ex as "that psychotic bi-ch". Bet Obama's dad did the same.