Friday, August 20, 2010

Bad Eggs



There seems to be a lot of confusion regarding two very similar stories in the news, but the analysts at Hope n' Change are here to help.

Approximately 250 Americans have developed vomiting and diarrhea owing to bad eggs which are tainted with salmonella, and the eggs are being taken off the market in a massive recall.

But millions of Americans have developed vomiting and diarrhea owing to the rotten eggs in Washington DC, and they can only be gotten rid of in a massive midterm election effort. Some of these rotten eggs are simply cracked, others are spoiled, and many are still around despite being way past their expiration dates.

Of course, another way to distinguish between eggs and politicians is by applying the so-called "bacon method." If the subject is just sitting next to the bacon, it's probably an egg. If it tries to take the bacon home to its district, it's a politician.

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8 comments:

Philip said...

Hottest seller at Martha’s Vineyard this year: Bush “Miss Me Yet?” t-shirts

Dem strategists to candidates: Walk away from Obama

Gallup: Voter Enthusiasm Highest Among Conservative Republicans

Democratic pollster : George W. Bush is more popular than President Obama in “Frontline” districts

TYRRELL: Our incompetent president

My Dog Brewski said...

Mmmm, bacon.

Emmentaler Limburger said...

I had to start taking compazine due to the results of the 2008 elections, so no vomiting here...

Dr.D said...

We really need a way to prevent those who have been defeated in the elections from continuing act in a lame duck session of Congress. They will have no constraints upon their actions, no fear of their constituents, no conscience at all (not that they have exhibited much up to this point). The best way would be to prevent a lame duck session altogether; then there would be no damage done by Congress during that time. This needs to happen.

Colby Muenster said...

Dr. D,
Yes, oh yes! If the Dems receive the trouncing that is predicted, hang on to your butt! They will be a very busy bunch of munchkins until they are finally sent down the yellow brick road in January. Queen Nancy will probably have them working 7 days a week.
BUT.... Will BO have the huevos to sign his name to the crap that congress comes up with? He is not a stupid man and may start to foresee his own fate at that point. Let's pray (to the REAL God) that BO develops a bad case of writer's cramp.

Quite Rightly said...

On the other hand, I can think of a whole lot of politicians who could use some huevos. ;-)

Emmentaler Limburger said...

Cajones, I think, are what 0bama is lacking... But he's pretty much a lame duck already, and pressing the socialist agenda forth may be just what they feel they must do in their final hours, so don't count on his fear of voter reprisal.

You may be able to count on his desire to protect his massive ego, though. I doubt even he wishes to be regarded in posterity as he undoubtedly already will be. To also be the delivery vehicle for a massive lame duck socialist warhead would probably make him not only the absolute worst president in history, but also the most hated and reviled as well. Well, OK. He may already be those last two...

pryorguy said...

Lets just stay on top of all their BS and vote the bums out in a couple months! :Yeh, they will try to ram some crap bills through while they still got their big hairy majority in congress, but I feel the American people know what they are all about now! And, I heard a guy say that most people's perceptions are set in midsummer when an election is looming, and just look at the poll numbers right now! Obamas tanking, congress has tanked out, it aint pretty for them!

Hit the polls in November and erase some faces from D C !!!!!