Thursday, April 28, 2011
Following the release of a poll that showed only 38% of Americans were sure he was born in the United States, and the dogged questions of Donald Trump (who has spent millions to prevent anyone from seeing his actual hairline), the alleged Barack Barry Hussein Soetoro Obama II finally displayed his long-form birth certificate yesterday.
Well, a copy of his long-form birth certificate.
Okay, a copy of a possible abstract of his long-form birth certificate.
And it seems like such an innocuous and boring document that people are wondering why it was withheld for so long. After all, there's nothing embarrassing in it, is there?
Granted, it specifies that his parents didn't live on a plantation, which sounds a bit funky to anyone who isn't familiar with Hawaii's third-world culture and sweltering fields filled with spiritual-singing ukelele pluckers.
And it shows that the last date that his teenaged mother worked was, well, never. And that his father's "usual occupation," at age 25, was student...although it might have been more accurate to describe his "usual occupation" as bigamist and kiddy diddler.
Still, the release of this impressive and at least conceivably authentic document should be enough to finally get people to drop questions about whether or not Mr. Obama is American and get back to the more important questions.
Like why he's anti-American.