Wednesday, September 25, 2013
In the face of innumerable serious crises domestically and abroad, Hope n' Change was a little stunned to find out that "Bisexual Visibility Day" had worked its way onto the Whitehouse calendar yesterday - albeit behind closed doors, making it not very freaking "visible."
Frankly, we've got no problem whatsoever with bisexuals as long as they treat their partners with dignity and respect, don't scare the livestock, and keep their damn bedroom doors closed (note that this is our same policy towards heterosexuals, homosexuals, and Miley Cyrus).
But we do have to question the president's priorities in throwing a major taxpayer-funded affair for "Bisexual Visibility Day" when ordinary citizens are no longer able to tour the Whitehouse...even those who have no preference about coming in the front door or back door. So to speak.