Monday, January 18, 2016
Last night's Democratic debate was an inspiring exchange of new ideas, fresh perspectives, good old-fashioned patriotism, and...and...oh, who are we trying to kid. We wouldn't watch these idiots with a gun (easily purchased on the Internet with no background check) held to our head.
The debate, like all previous Democratic debates, was again scheduled by the DNC to hide the candidates from as many potential voters as possible. "Give me a freaking break," a visibly angry Martin O'Malley was said to have exclaimed, "Not only is it a Sunday night, but everyone will be busy getting ready for their Martin Luther King Day parties!"
Speaking of which, and in all seriousness, we'd like to point out that in one year the long national nightmare of Barack Obama will finally be over, and the continued pursuit of Dr. King's dream - which we wholeheartedly share - will be able to pick up where it left off. Give or take 50 years.
BONUS: SECRETARIES OF LABOR
Well, this may shake things up on the campaign trail...