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| Hillary's right arm is Huma. Weiner's right arm is...uh...busy. |
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Thank you.
I promise to be suitably offended after reading your book.
I'm assuming that Crazy Uncle Joe could simply "identify" as a woman and avoid potentially messy and presumably painful surgery. Just sayin'.
And, Nobammy just bought a 5 million mansion in Dubai. I wonder how well his womenfolk will fare in that Arab country?!?!?!?!
An oldie, but strangely still prescient:
Please don't Blagoje that Vich anymore. The hamper is already full of stupidity de jour. All those Baraken promises should have been a clue - surely we already know what you've Dunn and Doddn't do. We know you still are Jonesin' for a Harry piece of class, which clearly you'll not find there near that Reidy worthless ass. So firmly grip your Frank, and Boxer off Immanuelly - not until you're Soros, but 'till you cannot Holder. Keep it on the edge of exPelosive oval drama, then let that Weiner pop with a Baucus groan 'Obama'! When the Gibbs hits the floor with an ugly Spratt, you'll not have pulled half the pork of any Democrat.
Perhaps the dems should substitute Chelsea for Her mother and then have Hillary suicided so her daughter can get the sympathy vote.
Speaking of Chelsea, ya know, Bill never visit that gal, could care less about the grandkid and Chelsea has never visited Bill except at "must attend" events. Gives one pause doesn't it. Now, gotta tell on myself, I have donate to the T campaign and apparently it is working, got this "Over the past month, polls have shown us winning Iowa, Ohio, Maine, Florida, Nevada, and North Carolina. If we maintain our leads in those six states, we can reliably claim 266 electoral votes. Hillary can claim 193. But we’d still have 4 electoral votes to go."
Now wonder the Ds are having a meltdown. (Apparently the evil one had a meltdown yesterday). Now, to watch my teleprompter.
As we continue to learn more about the inner goings on within the DC establishment, one thing has been confirmed for certain: Hillary was not "picked". She was "assigned" as our next President. Say what you will about the GOP, but at least a certain number of Republicans got the opportunity to actually choose their candidate.
"Between Wikileaks and the FBI, so much is happening so fast that it's hard for us to jump in with anything meaningful by way of commentary..."
Brilliant, isn't it? The sheer volume of exposed corruption now being dumped on us makes it literally impossible for anybody to zero in on any single aspect of it. During Nixon's "Watergate", everyone could focus on the break-in and the lost minutes of a audio recording. With the Clintons, it's simply not possible for anyone to focus on any single aspect of their massive corruption operation for more than a few seconds, so the outrage is spread out all over the place. You'd think that should be enough, but it's not. The Clintons would actually be worse off if they had only committed a single crime that everyone could share outrage over. This is the magic of their modus operandi.
And it's not just the Clintons, but all of the left. Seriously, why does anybody take CNN (now again officially the "Clinton News Network") the least bit seriously? So Donna Brazile gets jettisoned, but the entire national media is still almost entirely populated by Clinton operatives openly operating. Brazile's crime wasn't coordinating debate and town hall questions with Hillary. Her crime was getting caught.
It's still my prediction that no matter what, one week from this morning as I awaken (hopefully without severe hangover) it will be confirmed that Hillary will be our next President. And we can expect that at least the next 4 years will continue much as the last 4 months have, with scandal after scandal replacing the previous days scandal, all distracting us from how the whatever the Clintons are doing today as tomorrows new scandal. This is pretty much how it went during the '90s.
Congratulations on making #1 for "Humor > Political" at the Kindle store. It's a crowded field.
You know what's scary? That Slo-Joe would probably actually do it!
A few months ago, When Chillary was under deep scrutiny by the FBI, I was predicting that O'Liar would let the DOJ indict her, and slip Joe in there as a substitute. Could it still happen? I'm not asking rhetorically... could the DNC legally pull off a "final minute of the 4th quarter" substitution? If so, you can bet the dark, smoky meeting rooms are rife with discussions about it. I'm also putting my money on, should even one of the emails implicate O'Liar, he'll throw Chillary under the bas in a New York minute.
@Fred Ciampi,
Fact Check says the Dubai mansion story is false. But... I've heard Factcheck.org is a liberal BS website, too. You gotta admit, that would be a perfect place for O'Liar to escape the potential shitloads of fallout from email scandals.
@John the Econ,
Strange... the saying usually goes, "too little, too late." This one is "too much, too late." There are low info voters out there who don't even know who's running; they could give two shits about damning emails, Whitewater, Vince Foster, pay to play....
Irma la Douce, 1963, "Don't get Caught 'Cause That's a Crime." The official DNC song?
This is quite interesting:
https://www.google.com/amp/www.inquisitr.com/3668815/former-state-department-official-steve-pieczenik-may-have-made-the-most-important-announcement-in-american-history/amp/
Not only does he say that our own intelligence agencies leaked the emails to WikiLeaks - not Russia, but in his 2nd video he claims that both Bill AND Hillary are guilty of pedophelia.
My bookie told me not to bet on the cubs- now he is telling me to place all my money on gary johnson for next Tuesdays, says I will back all I lost- I don't know- I don't have a good feeling about this.......
I sure hope old bill's secret service boys ( I can not imagine they would let a female secret service agent near him even though she is armed) are alert and paying attention. Old willie jeff blythe commits Arkanside and sHrillary will get the sympathy vote, and gets even.
Not that such a thing would ever cross her mind.
For that matter chelsea and the baby better be well protected till late Tuesday night, kid might just pop off a few rounds into the back of his noggin and grieving grandma gets a sympathy vote ..........
There are rumblings of the lolita express, Hillary, Huma and a teenager. Apparently Anthony in his failed attempt to save himself by saving off nuclear info has irradiated the entire Clinton machine. At this point it is rumor but has been linked to leaks from the NYPD. All of America knew Barack was wrong, people who love this country are doing their job, ensuring info is out there so that a third and worse aberration cannot occur.
http://voxday.blogspot.com/2016/11/bill-hillary-and-lolita-express.html
Time will tell.
"I hear that train a comin’
It’s rollin’ round the bend.
Gonna pick up Mrs. Clinton
And take her to the pen.
They’ll have her coronation
Make her cell block queen
Hillary for prison...
two thousand and sixteen
They’ve got an orange pants suit
Hangin’ on the wall
And a cell for Bubba Willie
Just a little down the hall.
We’ll put ‘em in the big house
Lock them up inside.
Unless a whole lot of witnesses
Commit suicide.
Remember James McDougal
And 20 or 30 more
About to testify, they found ‘em dead upon the floor.
Now they’re pilin’ up the bodies
Like they did back then
They want back in the White House
Here we go again.
Glue the china to the table
Nail the table to the floor
Lock up all the silver
‘fore they haul it out the door
White trash in the White House
Beats all I’ve ever seen.
Hillary for prison
two thousand and sixteen."
That was great Geoff. Where'd you find it?
@Geoff King- Loved the song lyrics!
Thanks for your wonderful gift to the Minions. I fully expect it won't be listed on the NYT book list but the Obama Sutra is classic, timely and soon to be a collectors item worthy of a space in the congressional library and in the oval office as a reminder of a colonic reject for all time. I have had the honor to share it with some of my friends who aren't savvy in the cyber space and they have all applauded your efforts. Thanks again and bless you.
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