Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Too Stupid for Words

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Although the president has been lecturing the American voters because they aren't bright enough to understand the sophisticated language of the Obamacare bills, it seems that even something as simple as the Surgeon General's warning on smoking is a bit too complicated for the president to understand.

At his recent medical screening, the president passed with flying colors...except for, oh, the little matter of his
addiction to a life-threatening drug, which he continues to consume purely for recreational reasons, giving no thought to the grave risks his dangerous, druggie behavior inflicts on his family and his nation.

Technically, the physician's report says that Obama has not completed "smoking cessation efforts," meaning that when he's not puffing away, he's chewing nicotine gum of the kind that is itself both
addicting and potentially life-threatening.

But to be perfectly fair, the president
needs his cigarettes: after all, he has to blow smoke up a lot of asses...

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Do not operate heavy machinery,
suggest major legislation, or attempt to run a country while under the
influence of this narcotic.

UPDATE: Obama's medical report also suggests that he "moderate" his alcohol intake more than he currently does. This strikes us unfair, as our own alcohol consumption has skyrocketed since he took office.


Philip said...

Bill Maher Says Americans Are Too Stupid To Understand The Issues

Chris said...

These are the best. You might like my blog as well. Keep up the good work.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

Philip- Maher's quote was exactly what inspired this cartoon, as the comments had been parroted by many other libs first.

Chris- I visited your blog, "Bonsai from the Right," and enjoyed it. Check it out, folks!

Anonymous said...

Nice. I couldn't resist this one and submitted in my "call report" the GOP talking points listed here: http://www.gop.gov/talking-points/09/05/11/gop-health-care-talking-points

I also couldn't resist listing me retuen e-mail as: yourheadis@whereyourassshouldbe.com


Love the blog; I visit daily. Thanks for the laughs. Cheers.

Pete(Detroit) said...

Effing brilliant, as usual! And agreed, this past year why would ANY one want to REDUCE alcohol consumption? Especially if, like Nancy P you get to bill the taxpayers for $100K of it!

Anonymous said...

Oops... Meant to comment on the one about the Libs using a form letter to call into radio talk shows. Heh.