Eat your heart out, Tony Stark
Hope n' Change is taking the day off owing to the stringent requirements of our "Vow of Sanity."
Seriously - more plane crashes, more anti-Israel rhetoric, more IRS obfuscation, more Boko Haram violence, more presidential fundraisers, more of everything that (as Aristotle once quipped) "blows donkey dicks." Although admittedly, that phrase sounded a lot more urbane when he said it in the original Greek.
So we're spending the day cleaning the vast Hope n' Change office complex while listening to relaxing New Age music (if you have Amazon Prime, you can listen to the same album for free!) and sipping decaf.
And by "decaf" we mean cheap box wine (but we checked - it's caffeine free.)
Enjoy your weekend and, if you happen to see me lumbering down the street in the metal suit above, give me a "shave and a haircut" knock on the helmet when it's safe to come out. -Stilton