Okay, there are many more serious issues than whatever Hillary's nightmare outfit du jour is, but she really outdid herself with the screamingly hideous ensemble she recently wore to a liberal fundraising event hosted by Cher.
Speculation has run rampant on what the heck her garment even is: a grill cover? Oven mitt? Hospital scrubs designed by Jackson Pollock? The EEG readouts of her brainwaves while having a seizure? Nobody really knows. But one thing is known: the hideous garment was expensive - said to be costing over $12,000. Which doesn't really suggest that Clinton is the very best person we could have making economic decisions for the nation.
Seriously, Hillary's jacket looks as if it were specifically designed for people who plan to shoplift hams, or perhaps want to conceal a colostomy bag and a flak jacket. Which, in fairness, isn't a bad idea considering that Hillary is a target for Bosnian snipers when and where they're least expected.
What was expected at the event actually happened: lots of money changing hands (presumably from those too busy to actually schedule a meeting at the Clinton Foundation) and unsubtle political rhetoric.
Cher, whose last hit (recorded on cylinder by Thomas Edison) was, appropriately enough, "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves," regaled her wealthy cronies with the trenchant insight that Donald Trump is a Nazi. An idea which Hillary Clinton disagrees with to the extent that her most recent campaign commercial suggests he's a Nazi and a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
Accusations even less subtle and more ugly than Hillary's fashion sense. And that's no small accomplishment.
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