Naturally, many people are concerned that it might not be something serious. Which is indeed possible: rather than cancer, tuberculosis, black lung disease, or esophageal syphilis, the problem might be as simple as allergies, nodes on her vocal cords, or her lungs filling with the choking smoke of Benghazi as the spirit of Ambassador Stevens desperately tries to channel a warning to voters through her.
But of course, if would be the height of journalistic irresponsibility for us to speculate on any such medical diagnosis here without also soliciting a professional second opinion...
BONUS: HERE'S ANOTHER FINE MESS YOU'VE GOTTEN US INTO, STANLEY
|Well, her pictures DID get around on the Internet a lot...|
Now that this policy of formality has finally been rescinded, Hope n' Change suggests that everyone describe Mr. Obama in similarly colorful and accurate terms! Not that this would be an entirely new practice here at HnC Central, as the NSA - and 8 years of audiotapes - can surely attest.