Hillary Clinton is being accused of using a tiny, nearly invisible radio-enabled earpiece to feed her answers, information, and cues to cackle wildly or cough dramatically during her recent town hall event with Matt Lauer.
Hillary's campaign team categorically denies this accusation which, as far as we can tell, is actually the primary function of her campaign team: categorically denying that the latest pungent brown shrapnel to fill the air is more of Hillary's feces which has hit the fan.
Frankly, we don't know or much care if Hillary has added a high tech element to her lying. After all, at this point we should all accept the truism that Hillary isn't so much a person as the mascot-like face of a huge criminal enterprise with plenty of players. Whether or not she's actually got a teeny-tiny walkie-talkie shoved up her earhole is secondary to the fact that everything she says has been scripted, focus group tested, analyzed for legal liability, and has virtually nothing to do with the truth.
Even so, we think Donald Trump might do well to invest in a pocket-sized radio jamming device to carry into his debates with Hillary. Or better still, he should just find out her earpiece's radio frequency then blast her eardrums with the national anthem.
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Meanwhile, Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson is still on the campaign trail, reminding voters that they don't need to settle for a Republican, a Democrat, or someone who spends more than $5 on a haircut.
Unfortunately, he didn't do much to advance his case when, on MSNBC, the discussion turned to Aleppo and, after a brief pause, Johnson asked "What is Aleppo?"
For those who think Aleppo might have been the Marx brother even less well known than Gummo or Zeppo, it's actually the city where much of the violence of the Syrian civil war has been centered, leading to a huge humanitarian crisis.
In fairness, it seems likely that Johnson just had a momentary memory blank and was man enough to admit it afterwards. Unlike some candidates we could mention, who claim any defects in their memory should be blamed on a brain-damaging fall after an (ahem) "stomach virus."
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Canadian whiskey...doing the job Americans won't do!
Great minds think alike! I'm using a similar Marx Bros. gag in this week's "Couch Kitties"...
http://couchkitties.comicgenesis.com/workspace/comics/20160910.jpg
Ross Perot is back in the news, "He had a twinkle in his ear." Some will not remember that with AlGore but it just goes to show democrats use the same playbook over and over, decade after decade. I still believe the Crook will not be the candidate, at least a healthy one with 71% of doc-docs thinking there is something wrong with her. Meanwhile, I was also thinking of the jamming device as Robert Kennedy (?) used one on LBJ in the WH according to rumors. This election is getting to be more fun than any before with the MSM trying to shore up a a leaking dyke and Trump irritating the old moss backs.
Perhaps illery was just listening to an inspirational audiobook during the breaks, such as Mein Kampf or the Cloward and Piven playbook.
She's listening to "Chicken Soup for the Twisted Soul".
@Geoff King- Perhaps she's listening to The Road to Serfdom. It's certainly the route she and her masters have in mind for us.
I would like to her say, after soros gives her an answer to one of Matt's question, "Yes Master!"
Where's the Amazing Randi when we need him?
Personally, I don't understand why she needs an earpiece at all, since she's more machine now than woman. Twisted and evil.
Unfortunately, this is simply a preview of what we can expect for the next 5-to-9 years which will be little different than what we lived through from '92 to 2000; The Clintons generating work for an entire army of staff spin doctors, lawyers and "journalists" who spend their time doing nothing other than first denying the latest Clinton controversy, and then covering for it, and then justifying it. Remember, there's an entire generation of clueless Millennials who weren't around for the first act, and certainly didn't get any history in school beyond about how blow jobs are not "sex". The only difference is that this time, "I don't care about money" Chelsea will be available to accept checks at the foundation.
The "Libertarian" Candidate: Sigh.
Hey Gary, when you're not lamenting "global warming" and carbon taxes, could you be bothered to pick up a newspaper to see what's actually going on in the world so that you won't look like a complete moron when asked about current events? If you actually make it to any debates (less likely now) the "gotcha" questions are going to be a lot harder than "What is Aleppo".
At least there's not a warrant out for his arrest like there is for Jill Stein, who's looking to firm up her social justice warrior cred for Bernie's kids. But I have to give Jill some credit in that she actually made it to the protest in the first place, considering her history of getting on the wrong flight.
You see, this is why like Hillary you should only fly on private jets. Professional pilots always know where to get you and on schedule.
Over 300-million people in this country and these are our choices? I'm now considering writing in "Block of Wood". The "negatives" for a block of wood are nothing compared to all of the above.
Perhaps she's listening to audio book 'Catch Her in the Lie'?
James Daley - "Same playbook" hell, same effing SPEECHES!!!
Listened to a Medved special "Landslides" on Labor day. Pretty good stuff.
Odd thing, one of the Dems running against Nixon had a campaign speech talking about minimum wages, equal pay for women, and some other BS (free college) that they're still whining about. Dafuq, you jugheads have been in charge for 2/3 of the time why have you not been able to get stuff fixed? Possibly because your "solutions" are flawed?
Also - "leaky dyke" - I see what you did there!
I'm waiting for her to claim it's a hearing aid. Now, being a hearing aid user myself, almost everything the hearing aid places offer now either fit behind the ear (like mine) and have tiny, almost invisible wires going to tiny speakers inside the ear canals, or the whole dang hearing aid fits down inside the ear canal, essentially invisible. The big huge hearing aids that actually show are the cheapest you can buy. I'm guessing someone who wears $12,000 jackets would NOT buy cheap hearing aids that people can actually SEE. People might get the impression she is old and needs hearing aids.
So... if that really is a hearing device in that photo, odds are pretty durn high she's getting fed answers. Makes me really, really want to kidnap whoever is feeding her answers during the debate, take over the transmitter, and feed her my own "special" answers!
That being said, my nearly invisible hearing aids can receive signals from any Bluetooth device, so all the murderous hag needs to do is upgrade to a better model next time.
So... THAT being said, Trump best bring that jamming device to the debates.
@Pete (Detroit),
The Democrats could fix all that stuff in a heartbeat if the Republicans would just stop blocking them and hand over the keys to the treasury. Oh wait, there IS no treasury anymore. Then hand over the keys to 90% tax rates and limitless loans from China.
The idea of bringing a radio jammer to the debates is really quite brilliant.
If Trump is going to blast the National Anthem in Hillary's ear, can he please use my version?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5Jm0ZV-za4
And all this time I thought Aleppo was a new dog find by Purina!
One would think that with all those $billions, Shrillery and George would do something about those bags under their eyes.
Hoppy G.; I like your suggestion, but for sheer ear-splitting stuff It's hard to beat this version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKvnQYFhGCc.
That was not an ear piece in her ear, it is a liberal catalytic converter. There is so much crap in her head it is there to regulate the greenhouse emissions coming out to avoid combustion. Love your site!!!!!
I find it extremely amusing that the leftist media is excoriating one of their own for daring to bring up the email crap and allowing a question from the audience on it. I watched the whole damn thing (reluctantly) and felt like Lauer was significantly more combative with Trump than the Beast. The only thing he could possibly be accused of is interrupting her majesty in an effort to break up her filibustering answers. You can tell she is pissed this email thing won't go away. No VRWC to blame on this one. No running out the clock, waving the royal hand and "moving on." What is most perplexing is she is continuing with the same old discredited lies and excuses despite the mountains of evidence. She might have gotten a get out of jail free card from the corrupt Obama administration, but the folks aren't having any of it.
Clinton's head injury came from a 2012 plane crash in Iran while she was negotiating that deal, not a fall. Remember the Seal "who committed suicide"? He was on the plane, too and was killed there. It couldn't be reported because of the secrecy of the deal and it would have made her Saudi financiers angry and they may have cut her foundation "donations". One of the Wikileak emails confirms Mossad's agreement of the accident.
Damn. I sure do miss it when the Head Cheese (Stilton) does not have the time to respond to our comments, or even comment on our responses.
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