Sunday, July 11, 2010

Name of the Game



As tensions grow to a dangerous flashpoint in the Mideast, and relations between the U.S. and Israel fall to an all-time low, Barack Obama has finally put his finger on the key to the problem: his middle name.

Interviewed for TV in Israel, the president said that many Israelis don't trust him, and "some of it may just be the fact that my middle name is Hussein, and that creates suspicion."

OHhhhh...! The problem Israelis have with Obama isn't his shabby treatment of their Prime Minister, his bend-over-backwards approach to helping Iran obtain nuclear weapons, his long association with anti-Semites like Louis Farrakan and Jeremiah Wright, or his endorsement of UN sanctions against the beseiged country.

NooOOoo...Israelis are so stupid that they just don't trust the name "Hussein!"

But happily, this suggests a possibility for finally bringing peace to this most volatile region. All the president has to do is file legal papers to change his middle name to something inoffensive
by going down to a courthouse with 20 bucks and his original birth certificate and...

Oops. Never mind.

10 comments:

Philip said...

No, the Problem Is Not Obama’s Middle Name

Does President Obama really believe the Israelis are such bigots as to judge him — all things equal — by his middle name?

Does he have any evidence for that, or was he drawing on his own stereotype of Israelis?

auspatriotman said...

Baaaaaaaaaa hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Stilton---yure always killin' me here

LLoyd

Buzz Bannister said...

Actually I'm not really sure what his real name is or where he's really from but I just call him "Kenya Slim".

Dr.D said...

This is Obama showing off his high intellect, his great brain power that the Left is constantly bragging about. I am so impressed by someone with that caliber of thinking ability.

Pete(Detroit) said...

Must have been talking 'off the cuff' as opposed to 'off the 'prompter''...
What a completely ass-hatted dip wad of a buffoon.
Reminds me of Al Franken, only w/ more power and less funny. If possible.

TheDarkKnight said...

"Kenya Slim" ... I am SOOOOOOOO swiping that!

Philip said...

Evidence - Obama Stole Election Against Hillary Voter Intimidation And Fraud

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

Philip- Interesting link...and another good hint why Obama and Holder made a point of killing any investigations or prosecutions related to voter intimidation. "Payback time" indeed...

maroon throated local said...

"It's not his middle name that has Israel concerned. It's his middle finger."*

*Comment at Ace

Stick

PeggyU said...

Kenya Slim? Should be Kenya Believethisshit.